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sebulbasaurstardis:

hartmannsyoukaiboy:

roryink:

cummingtonites:

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princeofthelight:

hairofdoom:

im laughing why is this even buried deep inside windows programming

GUYS GO DO THE THING.

WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?!

Can’t forget about flourish.mid and town.mid

that was a pleasant surprise

Oh my god what.

at first i thought it was music from an RPG game and I was like what is this even doing in my computer and then i kept listening and i- - -

Listened to the whole thing. AMAZING!!

devourer-of-gods:

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

This was one of the very first posts I’ve seen when I first joined tumblr two years ago. It took two years to see this post again. This is a magical post, and I thank ye Satan for coming back to my dash.

(Source: muumajii)

that-guy-from-the-thing:

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

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alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."

"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."

"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"

"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"

"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."

"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"

"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."

"Ace Hardware: You can get Off in our repellent aisle

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